-The sign says they do delivery, but fail so hard to deliver on how good this cookie looks.
-The HUGE chocolate chips and chunks are some of the only redeeming things here. And since so many of them pile up on the top and bottom, you could just pick them off and eat only chocolate. Either way, when you're done, your fingers will look like you cheap-out on toilet paper.
-The biggest problem is that it's too damn hard. Rock-solid. It actually hurt my teeth, which probably says more about my teeth than the cookie, but still... soften up guys.
-I only got about halfway through the cookie before deciding to feed it to the pigeons. They appreciated pecking at it, until a squirrel came and took the WHOLE DAMN THING into a tree, all for himself. I later Googled "can squirrels eat chocolate chip cookies?" and was happy to find plenty of literature on the topic, including a pet squirrel message board. Anyways, turns out he might die.
Am I looking at the Chinese Mona Lisa? Those eyes just followed me everywhere! Nice to see some old style blue stone featuring as well. 6/10 #restaurantwalls#dumplingsplus
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Just 24 hours ago I was in an incredibly beautiful city having the time of my life with my girls. Who would've thought that the friends I made as a wide-eyed teenager Freshman Year of college would still be rocking with me 14 years later.
It's easy to lose ourselves going through the motions day to day. But, those who know you best serve as a mirror for you to see yourself more clearly. I needed this trip more than I knew. Grateful for friends that hold space for you to be the best version of yourself. Shout out to @fabchicchica for putting together the most incredible itinerary ranging from a night at the Planetarium, a comedy show at @secondcitychitc, drinks with rooftop views, Walks by the water, R&B at #HouseofBlues, Day Parties, Night Parties & Good Food in between! Girl you deserve an award. You da real MVP 🏆. @urban_will thank you for introducing me to the best grilled cheese sandwich I have EVER had in my life! Also for being a safe space to talk about life. Your transparency & authenticity were balm to my spirit! Salt of the Earth you are! 😘 @cherelle_nicole thank you for our in depth convos about all things Music, Food & Architecture! Also for allowing me to admit to myself what I'd really like to be doing with my life & encouraging me to do so!
So very blessed to know each of you! #GirlsTrip#Vacation#DreamChaser#Goals#Manifestation#Levels#Friendship#Chicago#adlerplanetarium#signatureroom#riverwalk#ltrain#Harolds#ChinaTown#HydePark#SLoop#ImMoving